Elaine.

Ask me anything   I'm a girl and I just wanna have fun.

novator:

my laptop is hotter than my sex life.

(via relahvant)

— 9 hours ago with 16524 notes
taliabobalia:

i can’t believe the leader of the free world cheated on jay

taliabobalia:

i can’t believe the leader of the free world cheated on jay

(Source: azeliabanks, via stability)

— 9 hours ago with 238377 notes

unconvenience:

Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u

(Source: unconvenience, via ha-ze)

— 10 hours ago with 258863 notes
supniccuh:

They say depression and intelligence go hand in hand, well this is Einstein and his therapist. 

supniccuh:

They say depression and intelligence go hand in hand, well this is Einstein and his therapist. 

(via twin--size--mattress)

— 10 hours ago with 491524 notes

my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

(Source: territorialcreep, via acomas)

— 1 day ago with 615110 notes

Keira Knightley, Scarlett Johansson, Mia Wasikowska and Rooney Mara for W Magazine - November 2012 [x]

(Source: deniros, via gay8)

— 1 day ago with 72554 notes

nothingbutabirdwithclippedwings:

crrocs:

stability:

people who add things like “this is so me” to popular text posts

image

haha! this is so me

I’m over it

— 1 day ago with 88195 notes
Kid:Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
Cashier:Are you 18?
Kid:It's okay, they're a metaphor.
— 1 day ago with 59794 notes

lameborghini:

getting caught taking selfies in public changes u as a person

(via acomas)

— 1 day ago with 232834 notes